"Um, mom... I accidently spilled something.... on the ceiling."
"Girls, girls, you're both beautiful."
[Talking to my sister and me as we were having a disagreement.]
Maddox: "You're racing me [at Mario Kart.]
Me: No, because if I beat you, you'll get mad."
Maddox: "No, when I beat YOU, I'll laugh."
[He beat me.]
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