Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Best of #FactsWithoutWikipedia

So, yesterday was a the big Sopa Strike day.  I'm sure you're aware of it, but if you'd like to learn more click here.

Many websites such down in participation of Strike, one of which was the almighty Wikipedia.  Twitter responded to this by trending #FactsWithoutWikipedia.   

The results were hilarious.

Here are my favorite #FactsWithoutWikipedia tweets that I came across  

Tweeted by @LouisNel

"Fox News *is* fair and balanced." Tweeted by @tromboneforhire

"Anne Frank's diary ends on a happy note when she finally hunts down and kills Hitler who is hiding in an attic." Tweeted by @TheGreatBaldo

"Stacy's mom does not have it going on." Tweeted by @TheLoveShack4

"Bill Clinton did NOT have sexual relations with that woman."  Tweeted by @ZacAttak92

"The IV drip is named after Henry IV."  Tweeted by @paulkerensa

"The moon is actually hollow.  NASA believes the underneath the surface contains large quantity of gummy bears."  Tweeted by @shahreezane

A Few of My #FactsWithoutWikipedia tweets
[Shameless Plug:  Follow me on Twitter by clicking here.]

The Fighting Flamingos football team turned to music after its mascot Floyd was killed, forming the band Pink Floyd.

All brown cows are boy cows and all white cows are girl cows.  [If you've read this you'll know why I tweeted this.]

The Westboro Baptist Church is a civil rights organization, most known for its advocacy of gay rights.

Big Foot and his family came out of hiding in March of 2011 to be he first in line for the iPad2 release.

Jessica Simpson was admitted to MENSA after making the discovery that there are, indeed, chicken of the sea.

For every pair of Toms shoes you buy, Blake Mycoskie personally beats up a small child in another country.  [To find out how I really feel about Blake read this post.]

1 comment: